10
things your wife won’t say;
1.
I'll swallow it all.. I love the taste.
2.
I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy.
3.
I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
4.
Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make
an afternoon of it?
5.
God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6.
I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you..
7.
Let's subscribe to Hustler.
8.
Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you.
9.
Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!