Scam Alert! Warning! Please Read Immediately! This IS Serious!!!
If
you get an envelope from a company called the "Internal Revenue
Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every
year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use
to pay for the operation of essential functions of the United States government.
This is untrue! The money the IRS collects is used to fund various inefficient
and pointless social engineering projects. This organization has ties to another
shady outfit called the Social Security Administration, who claim to take money
from your regular paychecks and save it for your retirement. In truth, the SSA
uses the money to pay for the same misguided make-work projects the IRS helps
mastermind.
These
scam artists have bilked honest, hard working Americans out of billions of
dollars. Don't be among them! Please copy this envelope in triplicate according
to the guidelines of the "Paperwork Augmentation Act" of 1999 and then
tear up all three of these envelopes a hundred pieces and send the pieces to the
following address:
IRS,
"FORM 1040 - NOT EZ"
Rejected Refunds Division
Office 1600, Room 412, Cubicle 13, Desk 7, Filing Cabinet 6, Drawer 3, Space 62,
Folder 5
Washington, DC 20000-0000