Redneck’s Driver’s License Application

Last name: ________________ 

First name (check appropriate box): 
[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann 

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) 
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure 
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right 

Occupation: 
[_] Farmer
[_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed
[_] Dirty Politician 

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _________________________
Lover's Name: ____________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ 
Relationship with spouse: 
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother
[_] Uncle
[_] Mother 
[_] Son
[_] Father
[_] Daughter
[_] Cousin
[_] Pet 

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___ 
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________ 
(If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) 
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? 

Vehicles you own and where you keep them: 
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks 

Firearms you own and where you keep them: 
____ truck
____ kitchen
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ shed 

Model of your pickup: _____________ 
Year pickup produced: 194____ 

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:_________________________ 

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] MAXIM
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap World
[_] Rifle and Shotgun 

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO 

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable 

How many teeth? ___

Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow
[_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[_] N/A 

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

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